Endorsement of Eminem for president
Arnold Schwarzenegger was never the most eloquent nor subtle of actors and yet, with strength and determination (and a couple billion dollars from a few of his friends), he landed himself the job of governor of California. Many pundits (most of them liberals) would say that his election marks a veritable death sentence for what little respect and decency that remain in American politics today. I agree. However, I see this death as marking a new dawn; the dawn of a new breed of politician: the poli-tainer. It is for this reason that I, in this public form, wish to announce my endorsement of Eminem for president.
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The wilderness beckons
There has never been, nor ever will be, a finer sight, more flushed with the brilliance of human majesty, than that rose-tinted vision of a fair springtime morning in 1806, when Doniphan Nebraska and Davey Crockett headed West. Around that same time, Meriwether Lewis and William Clark, having reached the Pacific, turned back from that endless ocean which howled untamed before them and started home, to the East, to cobblestone roads and politicians, where they could once again wipe their dirty butts with good clean newspaper. But as for our rugged heroes, who were quite eager to abandon these luxuries: Nobody witnessed the departure of Doniphan and Davey, nobody knew why they left. A single letter remains to testify of their motives, which Doniphan left on his parents’ mantle,
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Just the facts
With all these signs up around campus, alcohol sure seems like a hot topic these days. I’ll drink to that.
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Letters to the Editor
Rant apology, Grinnell and Iowa are ideologically diverse, Reconsidering a leftist campus, Edwards on campus
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Random Rants
Students speak out about what’s on their minds in 142 words, and you’re invited! If you have a random rant, email it to me at anderseb@grinnell.edu. After all, complaining in a public forum is always more fun than doing it alone.
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hookup/walk of shame
Avoiding Such a Situation Altogether…
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