Baggage Check

This week we checked the bag of Nick Lloyd ‘04.

Here’s what we found:

Here’s what Lloyd said about his stuff: 1) “The Imperial War Museum in London is extraordinarily difficult to find. Tube stations surround it, but all the arrows to it are wrong. That was really annoying, so I used a map.” 2) “These are pens that I accidentally stole from the bookstore. I don’t feel like returning them because I gave them $300 of my parents’ hard earned money. I stole $1.50 worth of pens by accident, but I don’t feel bad about it. Lower tuition, and I’ll pay you back!” 3) “I don’t know much about this book about the Pilgrims, because I haven’t done the reading for class.” 4) “This is a flier for a party in London last semester. I didn’t go to it, but I keep it anyway to feel cooler than I am.” 5) “I stole this sign from Wal-Mart, because I thought it emphasized the three things you can never find at that store: ‘Quality, Purity, Value.’ Some things need stealing.” 6) “I’m reading two biographies on Thomas Jefferson, and I will not even be tested on him. No papers will be written about him. I have to read them to understand what’s so special about biographies.” 7) “The most interesting thing in my bag is the Rachel A. Haile 21st Birthday Party Fundraise-a-Thon white board, where I have a phallic looking tongue raising money.” 8) “I subscribe to Maxim because someone has to look out for me, a white, middle-class male, and Trent Lott’s not in charge anymore.”

—Information collected by

Bradley Iverson-Long