Just in time for the holidays...
I’m sorry to put a damper on the holiday spirit, but sometimes exposing conspiracies can be a cold, cruel job. So take a deep breath, cover your children’s eyes, and read on.
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Random Rants
Raucous Rawson residents
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Letters to the Editor
Another side to the story
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The war’s end
Recently, Commander-in-Chief George W. Bush gathered a special force of American troops and sent them off into space on the most ambitious mission ever undertaken. These brave men and women have been chosen for a single purpose: to put an end, once and for all, to the forces of Evil in our universe. Today the Scarlet and Black presents the last in this series of letters, for the war has ended! Read below the stunning conclusion of America’s battle against Evil, as told by Wallace T. Wainforth!
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Sleep your way into the future
The human body requires about seven hours of sleep at night. Oddly enough, this is exactly how much sleep the Grinnell college community gets, although cumulatively, and per semester. But don’t worry. Researchers are now suggesting that what is much more important than getting enough sleep is getting the right kind of sleep. According to these experts, you can continue surviving off of your blink-long naps just as long as they are deep, restful, restoring and rejuvenating.
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The Snedge
Across the tracks
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