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Random Rants

Students speak about what?s on their minds. In 142 words or less, and you?re invited! If you have a rant, e-mail it to rathodja@grinnell.edu. After all, complaining in a public forum is always more fun that doing it alone.

The team that got screwed

"I've got a question."

"What's your question?"

"What's more fun than oral sex?"

"More oral sex."

Don't get it? well than you must not be a member of the Grinnell swimming and diving team. Apart from being the best looking team on this campus (sorry runners while your legs are well defined, our chiseled abs put us on top), we are also badass: Women: eighth straight Midwest Conference Championship title and one nationals qualifier, Men: fifth straight Midwest Conference Championship title and two nationals qualifiers. You wouldn't know this if you saw the two sentence blurb that was on the Grinnell College homepage for a grand total of six hours. How much ass kicking do you have to do around here to get some street cred?

Might for Right,

-James Taggart '06 on behalf of Swimmer House

Harris rant and rave

Dear Grinnell,

Never throw a Harris party. It's not worth the hassle.

(but thanks for enjoying mine)

Kisses,

-Laura Labedz '06

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