Origin: Indiana State Penitentiary
Class/Major: 2009/Math

Betsy isn't actually a college student. In truth, she is a hardened killer who escaped prison after hospitalizing three members of Hell's Angels and then headbutting her way through 25 ft of solid concrete. Due to experimental conditioning techniques practiced on inmates in Indiana, Betsy can no longer wield real weapons, being instead reduced to firing foam dart at people and hoping for an allergic reaction. Her main goals at Grinnell are making the MathLAN chairs carnivorous and restoring the family name (the latter has been thus far unsuccessful).

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