Origin: Boston, MA
Class/Major: 2012/Little Spooning
Interests: long shorts, particularly those bordering on the "Capri" variety; lumberjacks; dirty dancing to "Buy U A Drank", frequent showers; awkward hand holding; snuggling
Nicknames: P*killah, The Demolisher, Pretty Pretty Princess
Identifying Marks: tattoo, right butt cheek-- THE Tasmanian devil
Most Commonly Used Phrases: "Lets snuggle!"; "Wanna canoodle?"; "Spooning in Norris?"; "Love me!"
Current Projects: Flannel-Brew-Hairy... ask her about it.

Paige seeks to ensure her own infertility by continuously bidding solely on her left ovary. Despite this lackluster desire for reproduction, she can frequently be spotted elusively sneaking kisses from her teammates. She enjoys long walks on the beach and teaching the art of snuggling to the inept. She also can't decide between Dr. House and Josh Ritter, a question for the ages.

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