"Wait, you changed your name to...McLovin?!"
"Yeah."
"McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"
"Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there."
"And you landed on McLovin."
"Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed."
"Why the FUCK would it be between that or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?"
"Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once."
"Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?"
"Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?"

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