Origin: Normal, OhMyGodThatJokeisHilarious, IL
Class/Major: 2011/ Kicking Ass with a concentration in Bubble Gum
Interests: Beating you in Connect Four, Mario Kart 64, and life in general.

Major Tom Elliott is best described by the sound Jesus made while creating leprosy, minus the girly squeals. Most of the time Tom can be found planning North Campus' secession from Grinnell, digging through his laundry for "clean" socks, or throwing perfect forehands to his invisible friend Richard, who is 20 feet tall and generally standing out of bounds. While it is easy to do so, we encourage you to not confuse Tom with any skilled player on the Ultimate team; he is merely a first-year with some tight-ass jerseys.

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