Volume VI, Issue 2March 2006 |
Other News |
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Health Center Staff Convert to Scientology
This week, Grinnell students seeking mental health services on campus were dismayed to discover that the Health Center staff had all recently converted to Scientology. (Continued) |
Alt Break Trip Goes to Hell
While many Grinnell students spend their spring breaks partying down in Mexico or Florida on behalf of major media chains, spending their free time in an alcohol-induced fog, and eventually hooking up with random girls who may or may not have the clap, causing them to accidentally transfer it to their now ex-girlfriends...(Continued) |
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NOW Protests TV’s Powerless Women
The National Organization of Women has begun a letter-writing campaign to major media companies for the portrayal of women in movies and television shows as normal human beings, completely devoid of super powers. (Continued) |
The Word: Straight from R.K.O. The B&S would like to report that pigs are flying, and it is snowing in Hell. Yes, it’s true: the illustrious and mysterious Russell K. Osgood finally agreed to an interview with us... (Continued) |
| Forum Stolen by Carmen Sandiego Yesterday, students were stunned to see a gaping hole in the middle of central campus where a great piece of 1970s architecture once stood. Oh, and not only was that neat bench by Ganesh gone, but also the Forum was missing. (Continued) |
Wellness Committee Plans More
Aggressive Sleep-Promotion Strategy
The Grinnell Wellness Committee (GWC), in an effort to “ramp up” their promotion of sleep hygiene among students, has begun collecting knockout gas, blunt instruments, and other “coercive sleep aids.” (Continued) |
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Hugh Hefner Named New President of Grinnell College
Succumbing to widespread market pressure to make Grinnell a school more appealing to rich, shallow assholes, the Grinnell College Trustees voted late last week to hire Hugh “The Hef” Hefner as the new president of Grinnell College, to become effective Fall 2006.(Continued) |
“The He-Man Hour” Takes
Grinnell by Storm
The He-Man Hour, a new group devoted exclusively to discussion surrounding and admiration of He-Man, has sprung up recently on the Grinnell College campus. (Continued) |
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B&S News in Brief
Aunt Mary Fae's Recipe Corner B&S Horoscopes This Month's Worst Person in History, Besides Hitler Attention Frequent Marijuana Users The Amazing Adventures of Humanities Girl |
King Arthur Returns, Eats at Quad
The great King Arthur of lore and legend has returned, say Dining Services employees, and has made Quad Dining Hall his permanent base of operations on campus.(Continued) |