Volume V, Issue 4December 2005 |
Other News |
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Lyle Bauman Discovered to be Santa Claus
The B&S has delivered countless memorable stories to you, our faithful readers, over the years: the Nollen House Papers that exposed a prospie-smuggling ring within our very own administration, the groundbreaking study that linked Forum coffee to repulsive flatulence, and the story about how your roommate totally hooked up with that one sketchy person, and the sock on the door proved it... (Continued) |
Professor Makes Student Cry Professor Thom Johnson, Associate Professor of Physics at Grinnell College, accidentally caused a student to cry during a one-to-one meeting two days ago. (Continued) | |
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Osgood Bans Fun
In a press conference held last week amidst a deluge of rain on the fog-covered, damp lawn of his Park Street office, Grinnell College President Russell K. Osgood, appearing with his customary electric guitar and tiny red running shorts, announced his decision to forbid all activities “conducive to, resultant of, resembling, or constituting any variety of enjoyment or amusement in the entire jurisdiction of Grinnell College.” (Continued) |
Deathmatch Expected Between Forum Cat and Squirrel King
FORUM BEACH—Tensions continue to rise as the epic battle between the orange tabby commonly referred to as the Forum Cat and Chatternut IV, King of the Squirrels, enters its eighth week. (Continued) | |
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The Search for Ed and Ted
A Day in the Life of Jen Krohn B&S News in Brief B&S Horoscopes |
Guy Outside Won’t Stop Honking his Fucking Car Horn, Bludgeoning Considered
“Drunk Tanks” Predicted to Reduce Student Drinking by 57%(Continued) |