Volume V, Issue 3November 2005 |
Other News |
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Big Bird Dies in Avian Flu; Will be Served at Cowles
n a startling development that left children nationwide crying and screaming for their mothers, Big Bird, ringleader in the popular children’s television program Sesame Street, has died of complications resulting from the avian flu. (Continued) |
The Onion Steals B&S Writer's Ideas Before He Even Thinks of Them It's happened again. On Saturday, Walter Merman '07, writer of several side-splitting articles for The B&S, had just completed another "triumph of the wit" when, he said, he glanced at the front page of his second-favorite fake newspaper and was stricken with déjà vu.(Continued) |
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1 in 3 Grinnell Students Actually Undercover Cops
Survey Uncovers Truth about Third of Campus (Continued) |
Robot Killers from Space Emerge, English Major Found Useful
Evil killer robots from outer space landed in Wisconsin yesterday to begin an all-out war on humanity. (Continued) |
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College Implements Drunk-Prevention System
“Drunk Tanks” Predicted to Reduce Student Drinking by 57%(Continued) |
New Harry Potter Film Features Transvestite, Entrails
Movie-going book lovers in Grinnell are still agog over the radical alterations introduced into the Harry Potter franchise by the latest film based on the fourth installment of J.K. Rowling’s best-selling series of children’s books, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. (Continued) |
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Dining Services Employees Act as Secret Accomplices in ‘Operation Chickenpinch’
QUAD—Over the past few months, farmers and ranchers across rural central Iowa have noted a rash of livestock disappearances. (Continued) |
Police Raid Church, Find Jesus
At 6:15 last Thursday evening, the Reverend Joshua Strawn arrived at the Church of Our Lady of The Sea to prepare for the night's services.... (Continued) |
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Technology Ted
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