Volume IV, Issue 3April 2005 |
Other News |
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Thousands Crowd Vatican City Following Death of Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg, the comedian who provided meaning and purpose to the lives of millions of stoners, passed away on March 30. (Continued) |
Heightened Security in Aftermath of Plans Threat Leads to Wave of Arrests, Western-Themed Changes
“We’re done being Mr. Nice Guy. Welcome to the Wild Wild West,” quipped Steven Briscoe, the newly declared Marshall of Grinnell Security in a faux Western accent. (Continued) |
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Grinnell College Left Limp from Outbreak of Innuendo
—Coming back from spring break, many students found themselves completely stiff; stiff from a recent epidemic of innuendo on campus. (Continued) |
Grinnell College Fails to Sell Cleveland Hall for $1
After weeks of publicity, begging, and soliciting favors from the residents of Jamaland, Grinnell College has been unable to sell Martha A. Cleveland Hall for $1. (Continued) |
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Prospective Students Surprisingly Unconcerned with Death of Self Governance
Prospective student Jennifer Toynbee, of Madison, Wisconsin, claims to have enjoyed her recent visit to Grinnell... (Continued) |
Cosmo, Glamour Read “For Research”
Leslie Addison ’05, an English major, GWS Concentrator, and an avid member of the Grinnell Feminist Action Coalition, was recently spotted at the Varsity Newstand buying a stack of magazines that included Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Marie Claire and Jane. (Continued) |
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Prospective Students Surprisingly Unconcerned with Death of Self Governance
Prospective student Jennifer Toynbee, of Madison, Wisconsin, claims to have enjoyed her recent visit to Grinnell... (Continued) |
Cosmo, Glamour Read “For Research”
Leslie Addison ’05, an English major, GWS Concentrator, and an avid member of the Grinnell Feminist Action Coalition, was recently spotted at the Varsity Newstand buying a stack of magazines that included Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Marie Claire and Jane. (Continued) |
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Free the Planet Sets New
Target: the Su
Grinnell College student group Free the Planet has found a new target to protest and boycott: the sun. (Continued) |
Internet Threat Level Raised to “Dodgy”
Today administrators at Grinnell College announced the formation of a new multi-tiered, multi-colored internet threat level alert system. (Continued) |
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Free the Planet Sets New
Target: the Su
Grinnell College student group Free the Planet has found a new target to protest and boycott: the sun. (Continued) |
Internet Threat Level Raised to “Dodgy”
Today administrators at Grinnell College announced the formation of a new multi-tiered, multi-colored internet threat level alert system. (Continued) |
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Free the Planet Sets New
Target: the Sun
Grinnell College student group Free the Planet has found a new target to protest and boycott: the sun. (Continued) |
Internet Threat Level Raised to “Dodgy”
Today administrators at Grinnell College announced the formation of a new multi-tiered, multi-colored internet threat level alert system. (Continued) |
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First Degree in l337 Studies to be Awarded by MIT
Janet Winters, a 22-year-old student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, will soon be the first person to be awarded a degree in the new field of l337 Studies. (Continued) |
Campus Bikes Deemed “Pieces of Crap”
Picture six, bearded hippies on race-car yellow bikes, riding in circles around the Forum parking lot on a Friday afternoon. .. (Continued) |
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New Room Draw Places Students in Academic Buildings
Last week, during the chaotic orgy known as “room draw,” many students were hoping to secure their top pick on North or South Campus, and to avoid the hellhole known as East. (Continued) |