Volume II, Issue 1
February, 2004
Volume II, Issue 1February, 2004 |
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Other News |
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Insurance Concerns, Fiery Accidents Force SGA
to Permanently Suspend Campus Car Program
SGA Senators said yesterday that the "Campus Car Program," which enjoyed a trial run last semester would come to an end. (Continued) |
The B&S Presents: John Edwards In His Own Words
The B&S is profiling the various legitimate candidates for president. Today we present a transcript of the stump speech that has propelled Sen. John Edwards to the front of the middle of the race... (Continued) |
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Primate Primatoligist Enjoys Success
Students were shocked to walk into Anthropology 316 on the first day of classes to see that the newly-hired primatology expert was, in fact, a primate himself. (Continued) |
Physics Student Fails Miserably at Billiards
Mathew Johnson, a third-year physics/math double major, lost Thursday at a game he once described disparagingly as "a simple system with constant friction, spherical objects in three-dimensional space and an equal-angular parallelogram for a playing surface." (Continued) |
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Technology Ted
This is Technology Ted with all the latest hot products to fit your "digital lifestyle." I'm not quite sure what that means, but my editor says it's a "buzzword." (Continued) |
Professor Learns Everything There is to Know on Earth; Vows to Go To Space
The Biology Department knew something was up when professor D.C. Brick stuck around for the entire departmental meeting. (Continued) |
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Top-Selling Books
Retractions and Corrections Community Voices Off-Topic Girl |
Paine, Fisher Inducted into Attractive Murders’ Hall of Fame
Fitch DeSalvo, national spokesperson for the Special Congress for the Recognition of Extremely Attractive Murderers (SCREAM), announced Tuesday that the group will admit both Lewis Paine (aka Lewis Powell) and Amy Fisher as honorary members. (Continued) |