Volume I, Issue 4
December, 2003
Volume I, Issue 4December, 2003 |
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Other News |
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Bush Thwarted by Magic 8 Ball
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan revealed today that President Bush felt "betrayed" by a Magic 8 Ball, a popular toy used to aid in decision-making. (Continued) |
God Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Bless America In a press conference today, Metatron, the Voice of God, announced that God was "sick and tired" of being asked to bless America. (Continued) |
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Fresh for New Hampshire Race, John Edwards' Campaign Unveils New "Voters in the Hands of an Angry Candidate" Stump Speech Finally waking up to the changing tone of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, John Edwards (D, SC) unveiled a new stump speech yesterday that harkened back to an older school of politics. (Continued) |
Judge Jury and Librarian Overworked, underpaid student strikes back... (Continued) |
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Health Center Employee Dispenses Condoms, Sex Tips
Nurse Drew Monchik likes his job at the health center... (Continued) |
Remaining Student Activity Fund Spent On Stripper
SGA announced today that it has found a plan to spend the mere $158.42 left in the student activity fund. SGA has decided to fund an evening of exotic dancing with a male stripper in the South Lounge. (Continued) |
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Ask a Hip-Hop Expert
Community Voices The Adventures of Off-Topic Girl |