Evergreen Cemetery Head Groundskeeper, Reginald Taylor, confirmed this morning that the body of former South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond is no longer in its grave.  (Continued)

Town Fears Economic Effects of New Adult Superstore

Sudsy Jones is getting frightened. The owner of “Pleasure for Pleasure,” the local family-owned adult store, is taking stock of his customer base and wondering if he will survive the upcoming economic storm. (Continued)

In a press conference on the shores of the Sea of Japan, the notorious tormentor of Japan as well as many international cities, Godzilla, today announced that he would enter himself in the famed Biollante Rehabilitation Center.  (Continued)

Finally tackling the tough geographical questions that have faced the European Union since its creation, the EU today announced that it will no longer consider itself bound by the physical restraints of the second smallest continent on Earth. (Continued)

Democratic National Committe Chairman Terry McAuliffe today announced that his party has devised a new strategy to combat the current Republican dominance of the national government... (Continued)